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You know that guy who kept looking across the room and looking at someone? That isn't me.

You know that guy who gets stands over you and inspects what is going, yet somehow you only realise he was there a few minutes later? That isn't me.

You know that guy who always gets caught? That isn't me.

You know that shadow in the corner? Of course not, you're dead. I ninja'd ya and left hours ago.

(You know that guy who stalks Kristen Stewart whilst it rains at night? That allegedly is me, but you'll never prove it'n take me down!)